Taking my talents to Causeway Street?

After unloading Paul Pierce and Kevin Garnett to Brooklyn was immediately followed by chatter about preliminary talks of sending Rajon Rondo to Dallas, it's clear that winning will not be a high priority for my favorite basketball team next season.  The 2013-2014 Boston Celtics might as well stitch a ceremonial "Wiggins or Bust" patch on their jerseys, because it sure seems they'll be tanking like Michael Dukakis for the consensus no. 1 prospect in the draft next summer.

Which brings me to my point.  This is my moment.  Now is the time for my childhood dreams of donning Celtic green to come true.  I can help the cause.  (An explanation via video follows the jump.)

In order for the Celtics to get this:

...All they have to do is endure a little of this:

Case.  Closed.

Consider this my official "audition" for a summer league invite, Danny.  Put me in, (as yet T.B.D.) Coach!  I'm ready to play.

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Either way, this should be an "interesting" year at the Garden.